100 WC #10

The Three Men

“That’s how I got here,” the man sitting on the bench said.

“How about you guys?” the shorter of the two men standing replied.

“We were travelling to Canada from China, when we found ourselves here. We don’t know what we’re going to do now, because it seems we have somehow turned into statues.” 

Suddenly, a lady walked up to the three men and screamed, “SELFIE!” 
“Is this how our lives are going to end?” the man sitting inquired at the two men standing. 
“Have we all become statues for the sole purpose of making people happy?”

“Making people happy is why I like being a statue”.

100 WC #9

The Pain Fighter

I am suffering from a disease called stomachitis. It is a disease that caused my stomach to bloat and expand like a balloon so, I can’t really move that much. It’s hard to do things with this condition. I’m tired of this life so, I decided to have an operation that will improve my health. On the day of the operation, The Pain Fighter suddenly appeared and punched me right in my stomach. I fell to the ground with a loud thud, clutching my stomach in agony. I thought I was going to die but, he miraculously cured me.